I am so lucky to have a Best Barb.
Her real name is Kristina,
and she is my cousin.
We have been attached at the hip
since she stole my blankie almost 28 years ago.
Even though many miles separated us growing up,
whenever we were together,
it was us against the world,
or at least annoying siblings.
One time, I hid her in the cupboard
so her parents wouldn't be able to take her back home.
These days, we finally live close together.
We call each other "Barb,"
for no real reason other than it is what we do.
Plus, it likens itself to so many fun derivatives,
like Barbablicious, Barbie doll, Barbazon.
I could go on,
and believe me, I have.
Best Barbs are great for adventures
in shopping, and eating, and cracking up.
Best Barbs listen when you are on the verge of losing your mind.
Best Barbs are there for you,
even when they had no sleep the night before,
because you need them.
Best Barbs always have a spare bed,
a home cooked meal,
and laundry detergent.
I love my Best Barb.